Foibles of Finney – pt. 2 of 5

by Free Speech on April 1, 2009

Lodi, WI~

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“The Driving Need to Go Camping”
By Lisa Fichter
Lodi, WI-4/1/09

The Woman was really growing on me.  She treated me so kindly and submitted to most of my demands.  It was getting so I could hardly stand to see her leave.  Why did she go anyway?  Certainly she was honored with my royal presence.  I’d become so handsome, too.  Wasn’t that enough for her?

Usually The Woman took me everywhere with her.  Even after I inadvertently tore all of the fabric off of the ceiling of her car, she STILL took me along. Then, after I jumped out of the window of our car and in through the window of a complete strangers car while sitting at a stoplight, she forgave me again.  I honestly didn’t think I would live that one down…but I did!  I believed The Woman loved me.  So much, it seems, I could get away with just about anything. Read the rest of the story.

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